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Don't ever call me that again

A JFK controller jokingly reprimands a Delta pilot for using a truncated callsign during approach.

2008-12-16 John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK), New York

Summary

Delta 162 contacts Kennedy Tower while on the famous Canarsie approach to Runway 13 Left. The controller responds to the pilot's shortened callsign with a mock-stern warning before cleared-to-land instructions. The exchange highlights the occasional levity found even in the high-pressure environment of New York airspace.

Analysis

This recording captures a lighthearted moment at John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK), one of the busiest and most complex aviation hubs in the world. The pilot of Delta 162 checks in with the tower as they approach the "ASALT" fix, which is part of the VOR or GPS approach to Runway 13 Left. Notably, the pilot truncates his callsign to just "62" instead of the full "Delta 162."

In standard aviation phraseology, pilots are generally expected to use their full callsign until the controller initiates a shortened version. The controller seizes this opportunity for a deadpan joke, stating, "don't ever call me that again," briefly mimicking the tone of an offended colleague before immediately following up with "No, just kidding." This type of "dry" humor is a hallmark of New York controllers, who often balance extreme efficiency with quick wit.

Beyond the humor, the clip provides a glimpse into the technicalities of JFK operations. The controller issues a "caution wake turbulence" warning because Delta 162 is following a "company heavy 767." Because a Boeing 767 is a large aircraft, it creates significant wingtip vortices (wake turbulence) that can be dangerous for following aircraft, requiring specific separation distances.

The mention of "Canarsie" refers to the Canarsie approach, one of the most iconic visual approaches in aviation, where aircraft follow a lead-in light system over Jamaica Bay to avoid overflying residential areas before making a sharp turn to align with the runway. The relaxed nature of the banter between the pilot and controller, despite the technical demands of the approach, demonstrates the high level of rapport and professionalism between Delta crews and JFK staff.

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Original ATC Communication

Plain English Translation

DELTA 162
62, we're approaching ASALT for the VOR 13 Left approach.
DELTA 162
Delta 162 here, we’re coming up on the ASALT checkpoint and lining up for the radio-guided landing on Runway 13 Left.
KENNEDY TOWER
Delta 162, don't ever call me that again. No, just kidding. Delta 162, yes, I am Kennedy Tower. You are following a company heavy 767 inside Canarsie. Caution wake turbulence. The wind is 200 at 15. Runway 13 Left, cleared to land.
KENNEDY TOWER
Delta 162, don't you ever call me that again! No, I'm just joking. Delta 162, yes, this is Kennedy Tower. You’re following one of your own big 767 jets near the Canarsie landmark. Watch out for the rough air it's kicking up. Wind is from the southwest at 15 knots. You’re authorized to land on Runway 13 Left.
DELTA 162
Delta 162, we've got the heavy in sight. Cleared to land, 13 Left.
DELTA 162
Delta 162, we’ve got that big jet in sight. We’re all set to land on 13 Left.
KENNEDY TOWER
Totally no way.
KENNEDY TOWER
No way, totally not happening.
DELTA 162
Thought of it anyway. Thanks a lot.
DELTA 162
Well, I thought of it anyway. Thanks a lot.
KENNEDY TOWER
Thanks, I appreciate it.
KENNEDY TOWER
Thanks, I appreciate that.

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