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JFK Tower's secret weapon Pussycats

A JFK controller jokingly brings his young children to the tower, leading to a humorous exchange.

2007-08-29 John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK), New York

Summary

A pilot for Eagle Flight 723 notices unusual sounds in the background of a JFK Tower transmission and asks if there is a cat present. The controller clarifies that he has his two young children with him in the tower, leading to a lighthearted joke about FAA staffing levels.

Analysis

This recording captures a rare moment of levity at John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK), typically known for its high-pressure environment and no-nonsense controllers. The incident begins with a routine "position and hold" instruction for an American Eagle flight. However, the pilot detects an unusual background noise—the sound of a child—and playfully asks if there is a "cat up there."

The controller responds with a literal "Meow" before explaining that he has his two "kittens" (his seven and nine-year-old children) with him in the tower. This highlights a humanizing moment in a profession often defined by strict adherence to protocol and professional distance. The pilot’s quick wit regarding the FAA being "short-staffed" references a long-standing issue within the aviation industry, where major hubs like New York often struggle with controller fatigue and personnel shortages.

While the presence of unauthorized personnel in a control tower is technically a security and safety concern, this 2007 exchange predates a much more controversial 2010 incident at JFK where a controller allowed his child to actually transmit instructions to pilots. In this 2007 case, the children are merely present, and the controller maintains full professional control of the frequency, using the moment to share a joke with the flight crew.

The technical aspect of "position and hold" (now referred to as "line up and wait" in modern FAA terminology to align with international standards) indicates the aircraft is taxiing onto the runway to wait for departure clearance while another aircraft is on final approach. The controller's remark that the children are "as good as half the people here" is a classic example of aviation workplace humor, reflecting the internal camaraderie and occasional cynicism found in high-stakes environments.

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Original ATC Communication

Plain English Translation

CONTROLLER
Eagle 723, runway 31 Left, position and hold. Next arrival's eight out.
CONTROLLER
Eagle 723, pull out onto runway 31 Left and wait there. The next plane coming in to land is eight miles away.
PILOT
Position and hold on 31 Left, Eagle Flight 723. Thanks. Is there a cat up there?
PILOT
We'll wait on runway 31 Left, Eagle Flight 723. Thanks. Is there a cat up in the tower?
CONTROLLER
Meow.
CONTROLLER
Meow.
PILOT
Sounds like there's a cat behind you.
PILOT
It sounds like there's a cat right behind you.
CONTROLLER
There's all kinds of stuff going on up here today. Two faithful kittens next to me—one's seven, the other one's nine.
CONTROLLER
It's pretty wild up here today. I've got two faithful kittens sitting right next to me—one is seven, and the other is nine.
PILOT
I heard you guys were short-staffed, but that's cutting it a little low.
PILOT
I heard you guys were short-staffed, but hiring kids is taking the "short" part a bit too literally.
CONTROLLER
That's just the way it's working right now. They're doing good, though. I've got to tell you, they're probably as good as half the people here.
CONTROLLER
That’s just the way it’s working right now. They’re doing great, though. I have to tell you, they’re probably as good as half the people working here.

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